Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Breaking and Entering: INFSO-GATE!!!!!!!

Could DG INFSO have fallen prey to an act of political espionage? It is rumoured that a breach of security last week was not a mere burglary, but something much more sinister.
Stagiaires in INFSO doubt that this was an ordinary burglary because it is widely known that the INFSO offices are miles from civilisation. Why would a burglar bother to travel all this distance?
However, suggestions that the break-in was politically motivated have been widely rejected. Senior sources have confirmed that "there is absolutely nothing in the INFSO offices that would be of interest to anyone".
Police have released images of the suspect, who was captured on CCTV. If you think you may know this person, or if you have any idea what INFSO does, please contact bruxo-goss immediately.

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