1000 Things to do with your Action Card

All suggestions welcome: please post your comments!
The Action Card can be used:
1 As a toothpick
2 To spread butter
3 To unlock doors
4 As a ruler
5 To plaster walls
6 To remove dog excrement from one's footwear
7 To impress very small children
8 To flick chewing gum at one's fellow stagiaires
9 To provide shade to endangered insects
10 To part one's hair

Another Day, Another Stage Committee....

On Wednesday evening the liaison crew were seen de-camping from the Madou building. Rumour has it that one of their many Samsonite suitcases burst while being dragged through the lobby, and security guards had to help them pick up the contents: countless pairs of shoes, a diamond-encrusted scalp massager and a laminating machine.
Oddly enough, the whispered suggestions of a 'caisse noire' were incorrect. In fact, all of the cases were brown leather with a red silk interior.
Our old liaison crew still found the time to change into fantastic costumes for the Halloween party, masquerading as angels with golden wings. Unfortunately the massive queue outside the venue meant that most of the Stagiaires in attendance were not feeling very angelic by the time they got in. Of course, the angels from the liaison committee would have assisted in any way possible, if they had not been so busy overseeing the Soviet-style 'drinks for flies' system.
The Halloween party turned out to be more 'chic and holy' than 'chic and scary', as the venue was full of priests. Rumour has it that the priests were called to the scene in order to administer the last rights to stagiaires who had been crushed in the queue, but we are still investigating.
Keep an eye on the blog for more gossip and stories on the unholy events of the weekend – also send us any gossip you may have: 3amgirls@gmail.com