Do YOU have something of the Circus About You?

Jennifer Anniston is ready for the Circus Party

Hats off to the stage committee for their sensitivity and foresight. In the 'Circus Party' invitation, they appeal for bearded ladies to attend. How on earth did they know that we were running out of bleach?

A quick warning to the guys though: snogging beardies can lead to irritation, known as 'pash rash'. Be sure to bring your chapstick!

Breaking and Entering: INFSO-GATE!!!!!!!

Could DG INFSO have fallen prey to an act of political espionage? It is rumoured that a breach of security last week was not a mere burglary, but something much more sinister.
Stagiaires in INFSO doubt that this was an ordinary burglary because it is widely known that the INFSO offices are miles from civilisation. Why would a burglar bother to travel all this distance?
However, suggestions that the break-in was politically motivated have been widely rejected. Senior sources have confirmed that "there is absolutely nothing in the INFSO offices that would be of interest to anyone".
Police have released images of the suspect, who was captured on CCTV. If you think you may know this person, or if you have any idea what INFSO does, please contact bruxo-goss immediately.

Hot and Sweaty?

It has come to our attention that stagiaires in the Berlo have access to a SAUNA and are holding regular sauna parties - a very well kept secret!
Apparently even non-Berlo stagiaires can join one of these steamy sessions.
Just bring along your towel, your action card and an open mind!

Jeroen's Hollywood past

We all knew Jeroen for being a really awesome Liaison Committee member, but were you aware of his glamorous past? As a child, Jeroen (or J-RON as his homies like to call him) was a gifted actor, and starred in several milkybar commercials. So long to the milkybar kid, and all the best with your endeavours in the private sector!

1000 Things to do with your Action Card

All suggestions welcome: please post your comments!
The Action Card can be used:
1 As a toothpick
2 To spread butter
3 To unlock doors
4 As a ruler
5 To plaster walls
6 To remove dog excrement from one's footwear
7 To impress very small children
8 To flick chewing gum at one's fellow stagiaires
9 To provide shade to endangered insects
10 To part one's hair

Another Day, Another Stage Committee....

On Wednesday evening the liaison crew were seen de-camping from the Madou building. Rumour has it that one of their many Samsonite suitcases burst while being dragged through the lobby, and security guards had to help them pick up the contents: countless pairs of shoes, a diamond-encrusted scalp massager and a laminating machine.
Oddly enough, the whispered suggestions of a 'caisse noire' were incorrect. In fact, all of the cases were brown leather with a red silk interior.
Our old liaison crew still found the time to change into fantastic costumes for the Halloween party, masquerading as angels with golden wings. Unfortunately the massive queue outside the venue meant that most of the Stagiaires in attendance were not feeling very angelic by the time they got in. Of course, the angels from the liaison committee would have assisted in any way possible, if they had not been so busy overseeing the Soviet-style 'drinks for flies' system.
The Halloween party turned out to be more 'chic and holy' than 'chic and scary', as the venue was full of priests. Rumour has it that the priests were called to the scene in order to administer the last rights to stagiaires who had been crushed in the queue, but we are still investigating.
Keep an eye on the blog for more gossip and stories on the unholy events of the weekend – also send us any gossip you may have: 3amgirls@gmail.com